Hovis’ Friday diary: spook, spin and scarper
Hovis has been on an eventful outing
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve decided I would like to return my human
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Hovis’ Friday diary: things went south faster than a penguin on the pull
Hovis’ mother has suffered a very close encounter...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: It was like watching Mr Blobby base jump…
‘This really calls for a dun, dun, dun moment, and not a yellow pony type’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: hope is fading faster than a fake tan in lockdown
Hovis has been on an outing
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Hovis’ Friday diary: she managed to scramble on board with the elegance and grace of a fornicating hippo
Hovis has been on aa outing with his mate Bob...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: how to generate a good bonk, and other ways to upset your human
Hovis offers some more advice on how to avoid your human coming off box rest bringing you back into work
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I am a particular fan of blowing out like a puffer fish with flatulence
Hovis offers his step-by-step programme for bringing your human back into work, which he claims will guarantee success...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘a boy has some standards and the egg and spoon race is mine’
Hovis has enjoyed a lockdown breakthrough
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve been given a man bun...
‘Stay safe, stay sane and stay away from scissors...’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: call me on 0800-HovisHelps
Hovis shares some more top tips for his fellow equines
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I accidentally flattened her into a conifer tree and then stood on a dead pigeon’
Hovis would like to clear up some claims that have been made against him...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: how to prepare for when your human finishes box rest
Hovis brings you part two of his guide to coping with your human — this time how to best prepare for when they are eventually released
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Hovis’ Friday diary: my advice on how to handle your human while they’re on box rest...
Hovis offers guidance for his fellow equines, who might need to take care of their humans at the moment
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Hovis’ Friday diary: is cross-tying mother legal?
Hovis discusses humans being on enforced box rest...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I was throwing more moves than an octopus at a rave
Hovis explains some of his recent ‘dance’ moves
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: Mother Nature is the most stroppy mare of all
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Hovis’ Friday diary: we’re breeding a generation of pony biased, discriminating delinquents
Hovis appeals to the masses to help him make a stand
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: Life before the winds of hell is a distant memory...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: how is this fair?
Hovis is making a stand against ‘inequality’
