Hovis

Hovis’ Friday diary: peoples if the monkey is this slow, then I hate to rain on your parade, but I think it’s dead

Hovis has his suspicions and so presents some evidence, which he is not happy about

Hovis’ Friday diary: you take your kicks where you can get them

Hovis has taken issue with mother nature and is looking forward to an event

Hovis’ Friday diary: my moustache is being used as a water slide by the local wildlife

‘The woman (and it has to be a woman) upstairs is having a laugh — mainly at my expense’

Hovis’ Friday diary: She may be the bringer of breakfast, but she is also the slayer of dreams

‘What in all the name of hell and the fires within is going on with the weather?’

Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m done — they have gone way too far this time

Hovis isn’t best pleased with the latest turn of events

Hovis’ Friday Diary: operation fight back #553 is underway

Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘she had little choice but to leg it alongside clinging on to both her underwear and her pride’

Hovis reports back from his cutting-edge treatment

Hovis’ Friday diary: mother and I are going to horsepital

Hovis is back, and he is asking for good vibes and comfort carrots

Hovis’ Friday diary: what on earth is wrong with mother nature?

Although the weather has been rubbish, Hovis has been left with some odds seemingly firmly in his favour...

Hovis’ Friday diary: decisions, decisions...

Hovis has an announcement, and he shares advice for horses returning to work

Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am the Hoverine – super-powered bank balance drainer’

‘My vet lives in a 10 bedroom mansion with a swimming pool with my face tiled on the bottom’

Hovis’ Friday diary: My mother is more cold-hearted than a penguin assassin…

Hovis is home from his latest jaunt, but is wondering what next?

Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘OMG! Incoming Martin Clunes and I have a vibrating wand down my pants’

Hovis is back from Windsor, and he’s pretty sure he has a knighthood in the bag

Hovis’ Friday diary: Peoples, I haz arrived!

Hovis has finally made it to the Royal Windsor Horse Show and he feels like it’s somewhere he was always destined for

Hovis’ Friday diary: HRH (His Royal Hovis), OBE (Obviously Beautiful Equine) or MBE (Mega Brilliant Equine)?

Hovis is trying to decide which title would suit him best

Hovis’ Friday diary: the battle of the sausage washing

Hovis is left wondering why he was nice about a couple of people in his life last week after more recent events...

Hovis’ Friday diary: my bum fluff is most relieved

#Fightbacknumberfour has commenced for Hovis

Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘any cat swinging in this space would have you up on animal cruelty charges’

Hovis is free at last, but it’s far from roomy

Hovis’ Friday diary: you should all be very ashamed

‘ Sir Hovis of Feathersville does have a wonderful ring, don’t you agree?’

Hovis‘ Friday Diary: ‘Your majesty, please put mother in the tower’