Hovis’ Friday diary: My mother is more cold-hearted than a penguin assassin…
Hovis is home from his latest jaunt, but is wondering what next?
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Credit: Karen Thompson Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘OMG! Incoming Martin Clunes and I have a vibrating wand down my pants’
Hovis is back from Windsor, and he’s pretty sure he has a knighthood in the bag
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Credit: Karen Thompson Hovis’ Friday diary: Peoples, I haz arrived!
Hovis has finally made it to the Royal Windsor Horse Show and he feels like it’s somewhere he was always destined for
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Hovis’ Friday diary: HRH (His Royal Hovis), OBE (Obviously Beautiful Equine) or MBE (Mega Brilliant Equine)?
Hovis is trying to decide which title would suit him best
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Hovis’ Friday diary: the battle of the sausage washing
Hovis is left wondering why he was nice about a couple of people in his life last week after more recent events...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: my bum fluff is most relieved
#Fightbacknumberfour has commenced for Hovis
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘any cat swinging in this space would have you up on animal cruelty charges’
Hovis is free at last, but it’s far from roomy
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday diary: you should all be very ashamed
‘ Sir Hovis of Feathersville does have a wonderful ring, don’t you agree?’
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Credit: Karen Thompson Hovis‘ Friday Diary: ‘Your majesty, please put mother in the tower’
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday diary: where do I go from here?
Hovis has some news about what he will be up to this year
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘all it needed was Aunty Em to have a set of castanets and we could have had a fiesta’
‘Even the local rabbit militia stopped in their tracks’
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: when listening to local radio is like torture
During a ‘gloriously quiet week’ sans mother, Hovis has been plotting ‘having words’ with his new little brother
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m on box rest I’m allowed some fun…
Hovis discusses his ‘black and white bovine bog-brush brother’
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday diary: I have exciting news and I’m bursting to tell you
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday diary: things are escalating rapidly and I need help
Hovis is not at all happy about the new ‘black and white whippersnapper’
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: I have life-changing news... and I’m not happy about it
Hovis is seeking advice from fellow equines who have found themselves in a similar predicament, and he's not referring to the crater in his foot...
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday diary: the hole in my foot is SO big it needs its own address
Hovis reports back after the attempted eviction of ‘Kevin’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: mother is having kittens
Hovis will shortly be loaded up for a trip up north
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Credit: Reader Hovis’ Friday Diary: I seem to have a ‘Kevin’ living in my foot
Hovis has some bad news to share with his fans this week
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Credit: Reader Hovis‘ Friday diary: it was less dressage to music and more exercising to expletives
‘Limpy’ Hovis is in the dog house again...
