Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis has been sharing his weekly diary each Friday on the Horse & Hound website since 2008. Initally located on the popular H&H forum, he moved to the main website in February 2013. He has published a number of books, each to raise funds for his local equine welfare charity Bransby Horses. You can read his latest diary entries below...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: And people think I’m the high maintenance one…
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘plant then prance’, ‘jump and jiggle’ or ‘spin and sod off’?
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I chewed my lips and thought of England’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: the electric fence was waving about like an octopus at a rave
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m a medical miracle – not a lazy, work-shy layabout!
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Hovis’ Friday diary: maybe I have been going about things all wrong...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: apparently, I am ‘untrustworthy’ out hacking...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: all this ‘New Year, new me’ stuff is a waste of time
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘2021 has sucked harder than a turbo-charged Dyson’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: Happy Kissmuss one and all
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Christmas + boredom + social media sociopaths = hell for horses’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s time to formulate a nationwide equine plan B’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘One has to make choices about certain things – like whether to zig instead of zag’
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: bringing out the big guns to curtail my diva tendencies
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I was back where I belonged’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The speed she got me naked was remarkable and she didn’t even buy me dinner first…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘everything went more south than a penguin on the pull’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I might have made her cry’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘One of them has to get on board and she’s worth a lot dead’